That’s Why Jennifer Love Hewitt is Important and Other News

Mrs. Brady got crabs from the Mayor of New York. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Shia LaBeouf takes himself a little too seriously. [Huffington Post]

- Elizabeth Hurley’s new man proves the theory: once a cheater, always a plastic-face drag queen. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And these chicks are wearing.. Pum Pum Shorts? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Lauren Conrad is single, and somehow that mattered to people. [TooFab]

- And here are a bunch of assholes who aren’t getting paid 100K an episode to get this trashed. [theCHIVE]

- Robert Rodiguez wants to offend one more of your senses with his next film. [FilmDrunk]

- Which won’t be nearly as entertaining as what these guys have done with only five seconds. [BuzzFeed]

- Cameron Diaz washes cars with her ass. [Popoholic]

- Katt Williams is Amy Winehouse now. [Bossip]

- Reggie Bush is nailing that Kim Kardashian look-a-like chick from the Old Navy ads. Well played, sir. [Celebslam]

- Maria Kirilenko is a Russian tennis player. Need I say more? [Maxim]

- 25 Athletes Who Were Terrible Actors a.k.a. Any Athlete Who Has Attempted Acting Outside of Nike Ads. [Bleacher Report]